Griffin has had Trump Derangement Syndrome from day one. But now she’s completely lost her mind.
And Kathy Griffin went on this unhinged anti-Trump rant and it’s worse than you think.
Kathy Griffin claims that she meows like a cat and moos like a cow during yoga to cope with Trump-induced PTSD.
Griffin, whose career exploded in 2017 after she posed in a bloody photo session with what appeared to be the severed head of then-President Donald Trump, told Vulture that she now does “something called cat-cow” to deal with her PTSD.
The comic said that she mimics animal noises while performing yoga’s cat and cow positions.
“It’s when I get on all fours like a kitty cat and then I arch my back and I am instructed by my teacher to say the word meow. I feel like a f*cking fool, but I do it,” she said.
“And then I un-arch my back and — wait for it — I ‘moo’ like a cow,” Griffin added.
“PTSD is a b*tch, and when I get PTSD attacks, I can’t stop vomiting. So if I have to meow like a kitty cat and moo like a cow, I’m gonna f*cking do it.”
You read that right, she acts like different animals because she’s too “traumatized” to think about Trump.
And we’re the crazy ones?
Griffin, who is about to embark on her newly announced “My Life on the PTSD-List” tour, also said that she suffers PTSD as a result of being investigated by the Department of Justice for her infamous violent photo shoot with a severed head of a U.S. president.
“I actually do have PTSD, and I’m laughing because I thought that was only for combat veterans,” she said.
“But apparently if you’re put under investigation by the Department of Justice, and the president wants you to be charged with conspiracy to assassinate the president, and you’re put on the No Fly List, and then your tour is canceled because of bomb threats, and then your phone doesn’t ring for six years, and then you get cancer and lose part of your voice ’cause half of your lung is gone, you gotta laugh about it,” Griffin added.
Griffin stated in 2021 that she had lung cancer and needed surgery to remove half a lung, as Breitbart News reported.
“I love talking about this stuff, which I know initially doesn’t sound hilarious,” the comedian said of her recent life experiences, adding that she feels “America has finally forgiven” her, as she has been getting phone calls again.
“Something has happened where it’s almost like America has finally forgiven me or something,” Griffin told Vulture.
“All of a sudden, I got a call from the Mirage in Vegas, and they were the first to say, ‘Yes, we want you to do a show,’ and it sold out.”
“After this long dry spell, all of a sudden I got a call from a manager, and he got me an agent, and this tour came together, like, two weeks ago,” she added.
“So it’s been a shift.”
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